Wednesday, 25 April 2007

• House Quotes

  House: I'll be in my office. By myself. Lots of porn piling up on the Internet. It doesn't download itself.
  
  House: Loss of free will. I like it. Maybe we can get Thomas Aquinas in for a consult.
  
  Bonnie: James Wilson, careful calibrating his level of protectiveness for your individual needs.
  House: Did you just compare James Wilson to a tampon?
  
  House: Can you say "Crickey Mate"?
  12 year-old Boy: Crickey Mate.
  House: Perfect. Now no matter what I say you'll agree with me, okay.
  12 year-old Boy: Okay.
  House: Nicely done. You, disagree with everything I say.
  Foreign Man: Sorry, not understand.
  House: Close enough. (to random woman) You get morally outraged by everything I say.
  Sour Faced Girl: (about House writing on the movie screen) That's permanent marker, you know.
  House: Wow, you guys are good.
  
  Dr. Foreman: House will do Wilson before you do Chase.
  Dr. Cameron: No. You will do House and Wilson before I do Chase. Now can we get back to work?
  Dr. Chase: She did me once.
  Dr. Foreman: She was stoned!
  
  House: There is no medicine like happiness. Except maybe laughter. Or rubber tubes shoved up your urethra.
  Dr. Wilson: You cathed yourself?
  House: It wasn’t so bad after the first nine, ten inches.
  
  House: I’ve got a full bladder, and I’m not afraid to use it.
  
  (About House’s high school photo)
  Dr. Cameron: He’s not smiling.
  Dr. Chase: I wonder if he has teeth.
  
  House: Did you shower together?
  Cameron and Chase: No!
  House: Double negative. It's a yes.
  
  
  

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